i open up my email & what do i find? sorry, j.crew, i miss spring as much as the next person but vom-a-tron. this shirt is grody. watch...next week i will love it & run to the store to buy one. just my luck.

cake.

most things in my life are like this actually.

you are lovely.

apparently i love little quote pictures lately.

carpet please.

this is a conversation with a recent client. names have been changed for their protection.

b: conference services this is me.
dude: hi me, i have been working with big boss lady on a conference in the very distant future.
b: ok, great. let me look you up...oh yes, here you are. how can i help you?
dude: well i would like to rent all the classrooms in this building & that building.
b: ok, great. unfortunately, you cannot rent all the classrooms as we hosting classes in those buildings. do you know exactly how many you need?
dude: i'm sorry, you host classes? like classes classes?
b: um, yes. classes classes. we can reserve some of the classrooms for you, just not all.
dude: well, hmph! how much to rent a carpet?
b: excuse me, a carpet?
dude: yes. a carpet?
b: for in the classrooms? some of them already have carpet.
dude: well how much to rent a carpet?

this is an actual conversation. i am still slightly confused as to what said person meant by renting a carpet. like a magic carpet? a carpet sample? a piece of carpeted area in the classrooms he so desires? still tbd. some people are just plain old crazy.

right on time.

please?

 

i love you so much. you are so pretty. you would look so good with everything in my closet. please be mine?

heels

happy friday the 13th! eeck! i hope i don't fall off my shoes today.

glory

i. love. this.

be right there

ugh, remind me again why i don't live in there? oh yeah bc i love mn. still...TRAGIC. how did i get on this email list anyways?