i have this very strange theory that came from heaven knows where but its my theory none-the-less. when i don't hear from or about a person, i assume they're dead. like dead, gone, in the ground. kicked the bucket, kaput, no more, etc. i know, i know, its very strange. here are several people i am pretty sure are dead.
1. keanu reeves. i mean, he must be.
2 . tori spelling. until I saw her on a commercial.
3. the foo fighter. untold they were on the vmas. winning a moon man. oops.
4. i don't even know what her name is anymore. i mean, i think it's christina milian. dead.
5. mc & nick cannon? dead.
clearly, all these people are dead. i mean, otherwise they would be a part of my consciousness. or at least my twitter feed.
1. keanu reeves. i mean, he must be.
2 . tori spelling. until I saw her on a commercial.
3. the foo fighter. untold they were on the vmas. winning a moon man. oops.
4. i don't even know what her name is anymore. i mean, i think it's christina milian. dead.
5. mc & nick cannon? dead.
clearly, all these people are dead. i mean, otherwise they would be a part of my consciousness. or at least my twitter feed.
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